Lake Ontario this morning ☺️☀️🌊 #onmywaytowork #ontarioboiii

Lake Ontario this morning ☺️☀️🌊 #onmywaytowork #ontarioboiii

# ontarioboiii    # onmywaytowork    

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*spider shaking dice in casino* come on, daddy longlegs needs a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

potterlovermore:

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potterlovermore:

Someone wrote Sugar, were going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now our school is on lockdown omfg

THE POLICE ARE HERE OMFG

There is this girl laughing her ass off in the corner of my classroom. I wonder if she…

SHE DID

I just made a new friend

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

larygo:

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larygo:

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

WHEN GOD SENT JESUS TO FORGIVE US FOR OUR SINS

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luvpeacenkush:

badbilliejean:

relevant.

I just said the same shit !!! WTf is this

bctheinternet:

Louis C.K. on slavery

Who's Taylor Swift  anyway?..

Benedict Cumberbatch greets fans at TIFF 2014 [x]

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what-mom:

friends: want to go out later?

me: i can’t i have plans

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♥ 11994 — via nobucky (originally what-mom)