ellentighs: thegrandhighbitch: when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back #mmm whatcha saaaaaaaaaay
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
andrewhussiesbosom: BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
holmelessnetwork: me whenever someone mentions Benedict Cumberbatch
bennyslegs: mikkelsened: beneighdict: flamiekitten: sweetlittlekitty: I bet Benedict sleeps in a onesie Bundled-up Cosybatch I read that as COSBYbatch…