May 2013
ellentighs:
thegrandhighbitch:
when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back
#mmm whatcha saaaaaaaaaay
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
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andrewhussiesbosom:
BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
deucebowl:
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
holmelessnetwork:
me whenever someone mentions Benedict Cumberbatch
bennyslegs:
mikkelsened:
beneighdict:
flamiekitten:
sweetlittlekitty:
I bet Benedict sleeps in a onesie
Bundled-up Cosybatch
I read that as COSBYbatch…